Tuesday, September 11, 2007

An (re)ev(de)olution in language

Bush sucks. So what if I'm gay? And I'd like to unite my life with another man's? Is that really the business of anybody else's?? I'm gettin' so tired of hearing the "Hey man, you gettin' Brokeback?" jokes that hit me every two minutes that I'm walkin down the streets of downtown. For the record, I loved the movie. But anyway, when them funny people throw these words at me and my partner, I just LMAO at them. Laughter is the best medicine anyway, ain't it?

I don't care about womanly curves, dude, men are awesome. I notice a lot of things about 'em right away, but seriously, if he's got facial hair, he's my man! My favourite design has gotta be the pudding ring. I had my partner shave his into that design, and boy did he get some action that night! No, but really, the most ballin' combination would be if he had dark hair, too! You put dark facial hair against a light complexion, and you got a meatball in the rice! It's just like crack to me!

1 comment:

FluκεY т y я o said...

gud writer gud writer! u really know how to make a person laugh. and very original too keeep it up!