123 lbs, 2 oz., caffeine units 1, alcohol units 0.5 (one of those silly-excuse-of-a-drink bottle from No Frills), calories 1245 (v.good)
8.30 pm. V. proud of myself, have mastered the art of squatting over public loos after 16 years.
8.45 pm. Have decided homework is the bane of my existence.
9. pm. Have math test tomorrow, better study.
10.45 pm. Oh bloody hell. Still have not opened notes. Maybe will leave it for tomorrow morning.
12.10 am. Cannot get to sleep. Must use loo. Squatting technique v. handy. Did not know til yesterday that there are millions of bacteria on own toilet. V. gross.
12.15 am. Decided am going to sound-proof my room one day to block out dreadful parents' voices. Do not understand concept of whispering, it seems.
1.15 am. Counting the spiky things on my ceiling.
1.25 am. Decided there are about 502 of them.
1.30 am. Oh for Pete's Sake! Was just drifting off to Neverland when some moronic neighbour let out a non-human sound.
2.30 am. Should take some Valium.
2.35 am. Mmmm, drugs.
8.30 pm. V. proud of myself, have mastered the art of squatting over public loos after 16 years.
8.45 pm. Have decided homework is the bane of my existence.
9. pm. Have math test tomorrow, better study.
10.45 pm. Oh bloody hell. Still have not opened notes. Maybe will leave it for tomorrow morning.
12.10 am. Cannot get to sleep. Must use loo. Squatting technique v. handy. Did not know til yesterday that there are millions of bacteria on own toilet. V. gross.
12.15 am. Decided am going to sound-proof my room one day to block out dreadful parents' voices. Do not understand concept of whispering, it seems.
1.15 am. Counting the spiky things on my ceiling.
1.25 am. Decided there are about 502 of them.
1.30 am. Oh for Pete's Sake! Was just drifting off to Neverland when some moronic neighbour let out a non-human sound.
2.30 am. Should take some Valium.
2.35 am. Mmmm, drugs.
2 comments:
i suppose the british intonation was deliberate with usage of terms like "bloody hell" and "public loos". TEEHEEHEE im onto you. in my basement, i touched the little spikey things on the ceiling and they fell off. so, naturally, i had to take a shower because they fell in my hair.
Very cool, but what happened to the other two pictures you had?!
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