Till the light comes pouring through
'Cause when you feel like you're done
And the darkness has won
Babe, you're not lost
Take a gamble - roll the die, spit out the chip, and never look back.
"This is the Pharisaic life we lead -- a continent lies dying at our door, and here we stand or kneel drinking coffee off a silver tray while just down the road children starve, the sick die, and crooked politicians bankrupt the nation that was tricked into electing them."
- The Constant Gardener
I really, really, like, really enjoyed this passage.
It's so.. familiar.
It's so boldly and heartbreakingly true, and too many people have adopted this "Pharisaic" way of life that so blindly leads them.
How do we turn the other cheek, and act as if our homes are microcosms of the world? Because, if it's nice inside, then it must be nice outside, too? But if it isn't nice outside, what could we do anyway?
It's so much easier to play pretend, and lie to yourself instead of rising to the challenge and doing something.
It would be nice to have, more than once in a lifetime, somebody that breaks the mould and doesn't take the easy way out.
I have nothing to preach. I have no lecture within these lines, I have no solution either. I just wanted to bring it to attention. Sometimes that's the best we can do.





Dramatis Personae
Mr. Tibs
Man (that sits next to Mr. Tibs)
Girl #1
Girl #2, a.k.a. Darlene
Girl #3
Girl #4
Announcer
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Mr. Tibs, a lonely, mild-mannered middle-aged man stuck in a dead-end office job, arrives at his local community centre for the monthly Speed Dating Challenge, eager for companionship and curious about the concept. He sits down at his first station number. A librarian-looking girl with owl glasses stares at him perplexedly.
Mr. Tibs: "Hi, I'm—"
Girl #1 (angrily): "Shhh! The bell hasn't rung yet."
Announcer: "Contestants, are you ready? On your marks, get set, go!"
Mr. Tibs: "Hello, they call me Mr. Tibs—”
Girl #1 (looking contemptuous): "When, I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.”
Mr. Tibs (anger rising): "Well you bootless tardy-gaited strumpet, you aren't a looker yourself."
*DING!* The bell sounds for the contestants to move on.
Mr. Tibs pushes himself out of his seat gracefully and moves on to the next lady. She is bubbly, blonde, and wearing a low-cut v-neck sweater.
Girl #2 (talking speedily): “Like oh my god, my name is Darlene, who are you? I’ve never been to one of these things before, this is sooo exciting! I hope I meet Mr. Right, I’ve had so many Mr. Wrong’s, like oh my gosh, I swear my luck is so rotten. You look like a nice guy, are you a nice guy?”
Man next to Mr. Tibs (whispers): Crazy!
Mr. Tibs (leaning over): “Well, I’m sure she’s not that bad.”
Darlene (glaring at the man): “Hey! You yeasty reeling ripe hugger-mugger. You better not be talking about me!”
Mr. Tibs: “Darlene, don’t you think you should take it easier?”
Darlene: “Oh-ho-ho, no, fasten your seatbelts, ‘cause we’re in for a bumpy night!”
*DING!*
Mr. Tibs: “Lord help the infectious full-gorged haggard! The women here aren’t very friendly.”
Girl #3, a young timid-looking brunette with blue coveralls and khakis, spontaneously bursts into tears.
Mr. Tibs: “Oh, oh, no, don’t do that. I’m sorry. Those two other women were just awfully bad.”
Girl #3: “Well I’m not bad; I’m just drawn that way!”
Girl #3 runs out of the room sniffling and heaving sobs.
Man next to Mr. Tibs (whispers): “Crazy, all of them!”
Mr. Tibs sits at his table alone, awkwardly, waiting for the next bell to signify rotation. Two long minutes later, it comes.
Girl #4: “Hello, you.” She bats her eyelashes playfully.
Mr. Tibs (warily): “Hi, how are you?”
Girl #4: “Okay let’s just cut to the chase, here. You want sex?”
Mr. Tibs (uncomfortably): “Uh, well, not really—”
Girl #4: “What’s your name?”
Mr. Tibs: “Tibs. Greg Tibs. What about yours?”
Girl #4 (ignoring him): “Well, Greg. I hope you can handle me.”
Mr. Tibs (beginning to feel exhausted of options): “What do you mean by that?”
Girl #4: “I’m very fantastical. I have fantastical fantasies. I mean, I have nipples, Greg. Can you—would you—milk me?”
Mr. Tibs: “Oh, sweet Heavens! Woman, you are a churlish boil-brained boar-pig! You disgust me!”
Mr. Tibs storms out of the Speed Dating room, tired than before, and feeling more melancholic about his love life than ever.
Mr. Tibs (roaring with anger): “Oh dear God, you are a ruttish pottle-deep flap-dragon! You fool with me! Do I amuse you?! AM I BUT A PUPPET?”
As if in response, the rain suddenly begins to drizzle wetly, and thunder sounds overhead. Storm clouds have closed in, and the thumping of rain gutters is loud and hollow. Mr. Tibs—defeated, and head hanging low—begins the slow trek home.
A caffeine-crazed 17-year old getting through her last year of high school.